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Chugg Wars: The COVID​-​19 Saga

by ChuggaBoom!

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1.
Corona Matata 03:52
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C O V I D - 19 VIRUS INSIDE US C O V I D - 19 VIRUS INSIDE US Dressed like a surgeon but without the grades Self Isolation, penance for the brave I wrote this song as a tribute to all the lives that I will save I must take care of myself I must prioritise my health Wrapped up in toilet roll Sanitised from head to toe When God gives you lemons You give them straight back I got a bucket full of limes And Corona on tap I've heard that defence is the best form of attack I got a bucket full of limes And Corona on tap C O V I D - 19 VIRUS INSIDE US C O V I D - 19 VIRUS INSIDE US Scrub your hands in time (scrub to this melody) And we might just be fine (that's what they said to me) Scrub your hands in time (scrub to this melody) And we might just be fine (just stay away from me) Sanitise me Don't drop your guard Max out your credit card Steal your neighbour's car and fill it up With all the beans that you can take Deprive your gran Of some vital scran You'll be worry-free Because fuck the hoard mentality When God gives you lemons You give them straight back I got a bucket full of limes And Corona on tap I've heard that defence is the best form of attack I got a bucket full of limes And Corona on tap C O V I D - 19 VIRUS INSIDE US C O V I D - 19 VIRUS INSIDE US Scrub your hands in time (scrub to this melody) And we might just be fine (that's what they said to me) Scrub your hands in time (scrub to this melody) And we might just be fine (just stay away from me) This tale is cautionary Civilisation put to the test Let's try our very best To not be selfish fucking cunts
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Chuggflix and Chill 03:10
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I used to think a was a highly tuned chilling machine Engineered to do fuck all But then a week or so ago the government They proved me wrong I thought I was a natural-born chiller Born and bred for sofa spread I used to spend every hour wishing I was in bed But now I spend every moment scrubbing my hands to death As sunrise blurs to sunset We ride into the night These walls are closing in I thought that this would be the life Cause time is just a construct This boredom's very real Disarm the alarm Turns out I've got no fucking chill I've got no chill Quarantine has taught me I won't get ill Quarantine has got me like If we don't see this through Then I will never see you again Chill, quarantine has taught me I've got no chill I used to think I was a motherfucking chillionaire So motherfucking laid back I'd fall down on my chair Tagged in 30 Facebook posts I'm feeling pressured to share Searching Youtube for tutorials on cutting my hair Chuggalos, I'm sure I'm not the only one That's not keeping it together right now I'm gonna give you some examples of shit that is just not chill And we'll work together to step this shit out Shave your own head, it's not chill Baking your own bread, it's not chill Making home brew, it's not chill 5 fucking dog walks, it's not chill Animal crossing, it's not chill Screaming at a cashier, it's not chill Learning ancient Latin, it's not chill Pwning noobs on Warzone, it's not chill Daily fucking briefing, it's not chill Carole fucking Baskin, it's not chill UFC island, it's not chill Domestic abuse, it's not chill Filming home made workouts, it's not chill Weird sytnh solo, it's not chill Crying desperately at the state of the future economy It's not chill, it's not chill, blegh I've got no chill Quarantine has taught me I won't get ill Quarantine has got me like If we don't see this through Then I will never see you again Chill, quarantine has taught me I've got no chill
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Revenge Of The Riff 06:24
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There is not a single time or place I could put my finger on To single out the moment where we let it go so wrong But we could take another stance, whether the argument’s that strong To convince ourselves and make another case to say that it wasn’t our fault It’s all fun and games until time wins the race There’s no second place - only one victor We fucked it, we failed, we stuck our head into thе sand But maybe there’s a chance… Open your eyes You’d find a way To justify Dispute the light from the sky Even though it’s easier to nod your head and carry on You say we need to stay alert, but now our trust’s already broken And now it’s us to blame, you think we won’t complain? When it is us who will bear the weight You’d never shirk responsibility when delegating accountability Every second that you wasted, every hesitated breath Every pillar of this land cracks under the weight of every death Funding frail infrastructure with hundred-year-old steps We‘ve walked this garden path before, this needs to be addressed We’ve all make mistakes, but when there’s nobody left Would you still suggest herd immunity? You fucked it, you failed, you buried your heads into the sand But maybe that’s your plan… Fuck How did you know? When did you get so woke, bro? Fuck You got me beat You watch too much TV I’ll make it my life’s work to make sure this song never sees release I’ll report your Spotify account to the HM-mother-fucking-RC It doesn’t take a genius to see the choice we made was wrong You say we need to stay alert, but our trust’s already broken And now it’s us to blame, you think we won’t complain? When it is us who will bear the weight I can see it in all of their eyes The fear, the pain It’s like a drug to me Faces and names Never came into frame My conscience invisible Morals are bereft I won’t be satisfied until only the rich are left How could you do this to me? Laugh as you struggle to breath My Spotify royalties? They’ll all be coming to me Our lives are falling apart You will suffer for your ‘art’ Yeah, Yeah Yeah, Bitch You cannot do this to me, I’m here for infinity I don’t think you quite understand, your life is in my hands You've met your match in me C-O-V-I-D-19 I know it might not be easy In fact it might be quite hard It's not the path we’d’ve chosen But it won’t feel that far If we all come together We can build from the start Create stronger foundations Community at heart There’s only so long That you’ll keep us locked down You’ve won the first few rounds But this war is ours You fucked it, you failed, never underestimate our fans Let’s go and buy a van…

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released October 23, 2020

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